So the good ol’ Gov wants to take your lanyard freedom away? In the words of a recent Game of Thrones episode (no spoilers) SHAME!
It got us thinking, what does your lanyard say about you anyway? So we did some digging…
Pink: You are either exceptionally girly or perhaps you are wearing pink as a sign of solidarity with breast cancer victims. Either way, you are correct, everyone thinks pink looks really good on you, sir.
Blue: You look spiffy in a bomber jacket. You always have. You take politics too seriously because you’re a proud ‘Berran. Sometimes you worry about the future, but not enough to stop eating red meat. You once won the respect of an old man at a bar with your selection of songs on the juke box.
Black: You are well-read and you bring up books at social gatherings. Other people would rather talk about Q&A, and you let them because you are cool like that. You could probably do more for your appearance if you wanted to, and you could probably use a style update, but that’s all kind of vain anyway.
Green: You are astoundingly popular with certain social groups to the point where it annoys your significant other. You have an excellent jump shot. Dogs really like you, too. And I totally have a green lanyard.
Old Lanyard from Uni: You really, really need to lay off on the sports rivalry thing. You are still kind of a party animal, but only on the weekends. People would not expect you to have the professional success you do as young as you are. You have participated in eating contests and performed admirably. The Lot? Always.
Lanyard from your Grocery Store Loyalty Card: You saw this lanyard lying around and checked to see if it would fit your vaporizer on a whim. It totally did. Then you realized lanyards are really useful. But seriously, unless you’re a really big fan of your grocery store, buy a real lanyard.
Neon Orange: You are either worried about your vaporizer having a hunting accident or you are super paranoid about losing it somewhere, which is understandable. We suggest toning things down with a purple or red lanyard instead. You won’t get lost in Garema. Promise.
What about you? What does YOUR lanyard say about it? Because it’s not going to be saying it for long!
